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I watched Punisher:War Zone lat night around 12:30 am I was completely shocked by the amount of violence.  Within the first 10 minutes Frank Castle blows the heads off of around 13 people.  It was insanely gory, I dont know how they could have put this as a PG13 movie, that was the big story for the last 6 months, they were trying to make it more family friendly I guess.  Ha wow, the acting sucked, the story was garbage, but I still loved it.  It was better than I expected and a good shootem up movie all around Good Stuff.  Ray Stevenson from Rome was the perfect choice as Frank Castle, hes a true hard ass and deserved a good role to start him off into the action scene.  Watch it if you dont have a problem with large amounts of blood and death.

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Last night, 11/5/08 around 12:30 am I watched Role Models. Seann William Scott to me is pretty much a piece of shit, I dont know how I really feel. I hated him in American Pie, I hated that shitty movie he did with The Rock, surprisingly I didnt hate Bullet Proof Monk, or Mr. Woodcock. He is kind of a hit and miss. Well Role Models was a hit. I really enjoyed it, it wasnt a thinking movie but it made me laugh. There were enough witty jokes and offensive things happening to keep my attention.

The real show stealer here was Bobb’e J. Thompson the little black kid, I kind of knew this was going to be the case but man was this kid hilarious. He looks at Paul Rudd and says “Hey Reindeer Games, shut the fuck up” ha he is 12 years old and swears like more of a sailor than I do. He talked about tits, ass, fucking, and hating whitey. It was so offensive I just couldnt help but love it.

I actually didnt hate any part of this movie, it was funny, a bit heart warming, and a feel good movie. Its a good “Weekend, not giving a shit whats happening,and not thinking about politics Movie” Keep your mind off things for an hour and a half and check this out.

For expecting this to be complete shit, I was really happy when I left the theatre.

2.5 out of 5 stars. Good Stuff

So I watched Zach and Miri tonight around 12:30 am.  I was Pleasantly surprised with the movie.  I knew it would be written well because Kevin Smith was involved but I actually laughed out loud.  With lines like “If you gave me 2 popsicle sticks and a rubber band Id figure a way to fuck it like a dirty Mcguyver.” There was even a scat occurrence.  The only real problem I had with this film was the whole relationship angle.  I get that they needed it in the movie, but Im tired of going to movies and feeling sad about life.  It was so funny and then all the sudden your brought back to real life where you have to think about real things.  I guess its fine for people that are happy, but I suck and it depressed me so F that. 

This may be the only movie other than 40 year old virgin where I don’t want to beat the fuck out of Seth Rogan, he was almost endearing in this movie.  Kevin Smith is bouncing back into my life, Good Stuff.

All things considered Id still give this 5 out of 10 chicken sandwiches.  Watch it, you’ll laugh, unless your a real asshole.

First off youve got Viggo Mortenson, wow its freaking Aragorn.  Youve got Jeremy Irons, and Ed Harris, what could go wrong?

Well I guess poor writing and weird filming could really do it.  So I was so psyched to finally see a western film made by someone that really loved western films (Ed Harris.)  Honestly I think it left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

It was an ok movie dont get me wrong, it had action, love, adventure, shooting, killing, swearing, nudity even.  But it just didnt have that epic feeling about it.  There was one really cool scene where Viggo is just sitting in a hotel and the way they filmed it, it was breathtaking, otherwise it was a stinker.  I was going to drive to Pittsburgh to see it, thank God I didnt.

Watch it but dont expect much.

5 out of 10 Chicken Sandwiches.

Caution Spoilers in this blog if you havnt seen it dont read this.  Go read the book.

So I watched this Wed Night 2 days before it came out.  I had such high hopes.  Queen Latifah, Dakota Fanning, Alicia Keys.  Ha ok well they all suck but still the trailer looked amazing.  It seemed like the kind of movie I would watch and then cry about when I went home. 

I was wrong, I had my hopes set too high.  It was like watching a made for Tv movie meant to lift the hopes of African Americans.  Yeah well Im down but still it was shit.  Its a total pass for me.  Im sure it will win an oscar because a retarded black lady commits suicide but it can kiss my ass.  The only saving grace was Paul Bettany, I love that guy.

 

3 out of 10 Chicken Sandwiches